anyone got a hot girlfriend i can have that you don't want anymore (or if you're a hot girl)??? I'd do some cool things to you, just help a homie out. I am boring sometime (some dumbs say) but really intresting, so if you hit me up we'll probably have a gr8 time. i also hate myself
if i still had my amateur home surgery kit i would be fashioning a vagina out of the shredded remains of my manhood just to respond positively to this.