I have designed some delicious dishes in my day and I am here to share.
Today's dish is something I like to call the "Belly Booster Burrito". You can really feel this one in your gut. If you're into that, then we're on the same page.
You take two Nathan's long hotdogs (cause they're the best) and cook them on the same pan as three strips of bacon. Any kind will do. If you think you're bad enough to try cooking the hot dogs wrapped in bacon, go for it. Cook them both until the bacon is done basically.
Then chop up the hot dog (in the pan) and microwave yourself two tortillas for like 15-20 seconds.
Take the hot dog and 1 and a half pieces of bacon and slap it all on each tortilla with a piece of cheese of your liking (mine would be American cheese because I am a patriot).
Smother these bad boys with buffalo sauce or whatever you like best. Try some different sauces til you find out what works for you.
Fold the bottom half of the torilla up onto the hotdog bacon deliciousness then fold in each side. Keep rolling and you'll have two incredibly tasty burritos in less than 5 minutes time.
You will be so impressed by how great these things taste that you'll inhale them in two seconds and your belly will thank you for it. Greasy, meaty, spicy, delicious.
Add some onions or lettuce if that's your thing. Just so happens meat and cheese was all I had in my fridge when I designed this.
Thank the world's greatest creatures, pigs, for turning vegetables and stuff into bacon. THEY ARE SERIOUSLY MAGIC.